The Santa Massacre of 2012

The Great Santa Massacre of 2012 refers to a series of murders with a knife taking place on Blistmas day of 2012, seemingly by Santa Blaus himself.

Aftermath
While many inhabitants of the Assiverse are protected by Plot Resurrection, many victims of the massacre remained dead, some in a state of perpetual spin.

The authorities located Santa Blaus shortly after the massacre and he was promptly put to death.

Prelude
While not known to any inhabitants of the Assiverse, the murderer was in fact a drunken Fakas, taking Bafl's instructions from a gift message ("Stab someone for me.") to heart.

Fakas' role in the murders was never discovered as victims and witnesses were not able to see through his ingenius disguise, and Fakas himself was too drunk to remember any of it.